Offee

Office coffee. A bitter, dull, sludge-like liquid people force themselves to swallow when they need a hit of caffeine but have neither the time nor the inclination to leave the office for coffee.

GUY 1: "Man, I'm so tired. Going to make myself a cup of that offee."

GUY2: Good luck with that.

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Offee

The coffee which is so off that it's called Offee!

Why are you having an offee?!

banana offee

When one proceeds to use the peel of a banana as a masturbatory tool.

Example:

The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.

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barriss offee

A hating ass bitch.

Barriss Offee is a dumbass hating ass manipulating ass bitch.