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The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.
That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.
The opposite of cock block-for females.
Shit Jenny just beaver dammed her roommate!
Female equivalent to a cock block.
I was in the middle of hole pounding this chick up against the cold porcelain, her friend came in and beaver dam'd me because she had to pee
A slip of a woman's vagina beneath a dress or skirt that is seen or photographed by another person accidentally, casually, deviously and/or sexually.
Guy 1: "Sweet under beaver shot brah, you can totally see her lips and everything!"
To release a vaginal expulsion of air.
"Do not burp the beaver in my face ever again!"
When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.
Want a "Beaver Lasagna"?
a miracle of taxidermy; way cooler than a jackalope, with sexy undertones.
i saw a badass grizzly beaver mounted at bass pro the other day...