A dude who tries to project a dominant alpha male image in order to hide the fact he has a chode.
Jeez did you check the attitude on that guy?
Yeah, classic case of a dom's chode.
To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.
This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.
"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."
"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"
"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."
The Jimmy Chose is a penis wider than it is long, or a chode, with the addition of one testicle or the birth monotestcular, with the testicle being square and the head being sharp and pointed.
Colin: Leo do you have The Jimmy Chode
Leo: No...
Jimmy: I DO
Where you shit in a bucket and mix brownie mix in it and feed it to your family
Oh did you hear that John made a chode brownie
A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length
Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!
A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.
That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.
When you whip the the king kong long shlong and it hits him/her/it in the face before they can open their mouth
"man i just dropped a chode rocket on rebecca."