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Fantasy of someone cumming whipped cream, in which whipped cream is excreted from every orifice on ones body.
"Dude. I had another sweet whip dream last night, about your grandparents."
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The ultimate fuck! Popularized after Bobby Darin's song of the same name.
Dream Lover, where are you? I wanna fuck you, oh so true! Because I want a girl, oh so true...I wanna Dream Lover, so I can always fuck you!
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Strongest, most flexible, dent resistant, temperature-proof metal not found anywhere except in the surreal plain. This metal can only be created by combining unobtainnium, kryptonite, adamantium, neosteel and heating to 1 trillion degrees Celsius then supercooling to subzero within a time span of ten minutes. If not done correctly, the mixture turns to a dull yellow powder. If done right, the created dream steel is a glossy brown and can only be reshaped by another piece of itself.
Alien technology can't compare to dream steel.
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A Speed Dream , or the act of Speed Dreaming, is when a compilation of a bunch of different dreams and antics are so randomized and fast-changing that the brain doesn’t take to realize what’s going on, which is why the plot of the dream, if not the dream as a whole, can’t be remembered or able to be explained.
Friend: Man, I slept after I took that molly and my dreams were terrible. How about you?
Me: I wouldn’t remember man, I was speed dreaming.
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The best park in a parking lot, usually near the exit of the lot or near the entrance of the supermarket, shopping centre or mall.
See also: Real Estate
1. When I got to the supermarket I nailed the dream park near the door
2. We went to the footy and there was one dream park left near the entrance
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A bunch of grown men making politics, committing war crimes, and blowing shit up and being complete retards on a Minecraft server. FUCKING MINECRAFT. And somehow it blew up on the internet like what happened back in 2001 😈
Kyle: what’s the dream SMP?
Will: a lot of retards and some British kids
Kyle: get the gun…
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It’s a bunch of teenagers playing Minecraft, it isn't funny. They were your brothers and sisters too, I don't care where you're from. They were you're brothers and sisters, they were your little brothers and little sisters. You could've helped them, you could've liberated their villages and fight for their justice and their freedom but you decided to draw gay art of a fluffy haired fuck boy. You could’ve fought for the right of your little brothers and sisters to learn in schools, you could've fought for the right for your brothers and sisters to make the money they could for their families or for them to keep the houses they lived in. You could’ve prevented a genocide of your brothers and sisters and you didn’t help them. Per Kosove shpirtin tem? Nonono give your breath for the mother fucker who’s done nothing but send you a phony tweet about how much he appreciates you sucking his chode.
“WAIT DO YOU LOVE DREAM SMP TOO”
“YES HFKSHEJHSJR”
“I-”
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