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its dr. pepper with a taste of vanilla and cherry. its really good if you drink it ice cold right out of the can.
kid: mommy, will you buy me a cherry vanilla dr. pepper?
mother: no son, we are way too poor. how about i buy you a cherry vanilla dr. skipper instead?
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The most amazing band in all of existence, their epicness is only increased by the fact that they are all Muppets. Dr. Teeth plays the keyboard, Floyd Pepper plays the bass, Zoot plays the saxophone, Janice plays lead guitar, and Animal's on drums.
Did you see Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem on the Muppet Show last night? They were incredible!
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Our one supreme overlord.
Bucey: Is that David Bucey?
Gary: No, Bucey. That is our supreme overlord, Dr. Billiam G Bucey.
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A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.
flogging the dolphin masturbation
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To jerk or not to jerk? That is the question. Essentially, you take your little lady out to a nice evening on the town, treating her to a fine meal and such. Being the nice guy you are, you invite her back home to the tune of a few hits of LSD. 30 minutes later you find yourself masterbating at a furious pace of 100 beats a minute, chasing your girl around the house screaming "I am Spartacus" and tossing little pickles at the back of her head.
You then wake up the next morning to your car keys in your ass and a pug humping itself.
"Dr. Jerkyll and Miss. Hyde, the gift that keeps on giving."
A talented writer who wrote Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Rum Diary, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail, and other works. Created gonzo jounalism.
He commited suicide for reasons we may never know.
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Born July 18, 1937 - Died February 20, 2005.
Took his own life with a gunshot to the head.
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