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The forbidden zone. Worse that the dark web. Where you find the most sketchy websites.
Guy 1: Where did you find this website?
Guy 2: The second page of google.
Guy 1: It’s probably illegal to be on that website then.
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What a nerd may scream during an orgasm. See say my name.
Mona: Oh Dexter, I'm coming! Your pencil feels so good in my pocket protector!
Dexter: I'm erupting! Oh! Google my name! Google my name, wench!
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Definition: a person who turns everything you say into something perverted
Background: Try searching anything on google images, most searches have a pornographic image on the first page
Person A: Stop bangin on the tables
Person B: Huhuhuhuh "banging"
Person A: You bloody google image search
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v. To refer to getting high via marijuana.
A derivative of getting googley eyed.
Guy 1: Wanna get googled after class?
Guy 2: Yeah you're damn right I do guy.
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When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.
I couldn't get my computer to start and Praise Google Christ! I found the answer and it works!
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An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.
Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"
Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"
Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"
Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."
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A euphemism for your friends seeing your bird walking the street like a prostitute in Google street view.
Dougie: My tart's been Google Street Mapped!!
Paul: Yeah, she looks like she's ready to go to a 'party'.
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