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A drink consisting of:
3 parts jack Daniel's Tennessee cider
1 part fireball
Shaken and poured over ice
Hey can I have a "Billy Ruined Christmas (BRC)", I need to wash away this feeling.
The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.
Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.
the day before christmas eve eve, 3 days before christmas
On christmas eve eve eve, stores are empty and the chance of getting anything is slim
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Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.
Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?
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Usually occurring on or after December 26th, when all of the Christmas festivities come to an end and you have nothing to look forward to except for a long, cold, boring ass winter.
Tom suffers from Post Christmas Depression (PCD) every year right from the time when he opens his last present on Christmas Morning up until Black Friday of the next year.
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another way of saying "fucking up my shit", an exclaimation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman.
"Fuckin' up my Chrismas, biznitch"
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trimming of the pubes in a sexual yet festive manner
Santa Baby, will you trim my Christmas tree?
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