Let the fox in the chicken coop

Term used when a man is on the prowl for the female species and is eager to line one up for a bumming.

Male A: I'm so over my girlfriend! Lets hit the clubs tonight!
Male B: ALRIGHT! let the fox in the chicken coop!

let's have a toast for the flowers

When you find your partner with another person on your anniversary, simply you find them cheating on you.

He walks into the house with random flowers to see his wife with his best friend, rather than lose control he goes to a bar.

""Let's have a toast for the flowers" he lifts his glass to the flowers in pity.

I will let you know

Something people say when they actually infact never let you know.

Whether its an event, something for sale, or any overall expectation. “I will let you know.” Its almost like a curse, its a clear “No”, with a skin of false hope.

James: “I will let you know when its available, Mark.”

*10 years later*

Mark: “What ever happened to it, James?”

James: “Bro, I told you I will let you know. Be patient.”

Let Me Get One

A phrase uttered by a post adolescent male when he feels he is being violated and it's his turn to get anything he feels he is entitled to.

Dude 1: You see all those shawtys over there?

Dude 2: This TCrock dude won't leave me alone.

Dude 1: They are comin our way, tell that fag to screw off.

Dude 2: Let me get one!

let me do it for you

A meme involving the long nosed 'Borzoi' dog.

Eminem: yo kanye where is my jewish friend
Kanye (made graduation): im not sure! lets find him
Borzoi: let me do it for you! kermeeet.
Kanye & Eminem: Awesome Sauce!

Let them eat cake

It is a common misconception that Queen Marie Antoinette spoke the words "Let them eat cake."

Instead Little Debbie, that little girl on the box of snack cakes, uttered these words.

Don: I'm pretty sure Marie Antoinette said "let them eat cake."

Bob: Yea, well what cake did she make? Little Debbie has tons of different cakes!

let's not and say we did

Taken from the cartoon Ed, Edd and Eddy. Let's not and say we did, is a way of saying NO! to someone. Usually, the person's first name will be added to the end of the sentence.

*ed has just swallowed the video camera and Edd had retrieved it from his stomach*
Ed: I can't wait to see that on video double d.
Edd: let's not and say we did ed!

Steve: hey tom let's go and dive into that bucket of cement.
Tom: Let's not and say we did Steve!