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full of beautiful mutations <3
Mary Mason has amazing blue eyes, luscious blonde hair, unique freckles, the undeniable balding gene and an "attitude of negatism" <3 she's perfect and will always walk my way to english
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She’s a fucking asshat crackass asscrack jackass no cap 🚫🧢 she’s literally the best person you can talk to. she will always be there for you unless you piss her off then she’ll put you through hell
Brynn Marie is literally the worst asshat
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Refers to lighting a blunt while inside someone else’s anus.
“Damn dude I just backend Mary’d him!”
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Bail Mary is a term used in parkour and free running for when some one not only fails to pull off a move or trick, but fails in such a way that is both painful and comical.
Dude, i tried to do a frontflip to cat the other day but i misjudged it and face planted into the ground.
Ouch, don't you hate it when you bail mary?
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Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.
I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.
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When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.
My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.
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a school where they dont give a shit about your education and really just want to get you in trouble. they make tons of cash but still like to raise the price cuz they greedy little witches. most of the teachers there are on something and don’t even know how to teach but still tell our parents that we are failing class. most kids are faker then barbie but still claiming they are your realest friend. yall may think that since we go to a little catholic school that we are angels of God, but in reality you would of wished that you didn’t try us !
hey, no wonder why you wanna die you go to st marys.
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