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the ugliest mother fucker ever to be born on this god damn fucking planet. after tasting his own stomach milk he was announced as the cum-lord of casa roble fundamental high school and plus he likes men. Nobody likes him and everyone thinks that he should die in a fucking hole.legend has it that when he was three his parents tried to get an abortion but were unsuccessful do to his sheer and vast amounts of autism. his levels of autism trumps Tim sauwusch by far, and his job at McDonald shows his truly gay side.
hey buddy, we're gonna go hunting for some Michael fragnitos wanna come:
please NEVER raise your kids to be a fragnito
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michael is cool. cooler than YOU
hey dude, stop raggin oh Michael Jackson, he's COOL
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1. The King of Music
2. The Greatest Entertainer Ever Lived
3. Icon of the Century
4. A National Hero
We miss you, Michael Jackson!
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Vocalist for the alternative rock band R.E.M.
His cryptic vocals helped define the band's sound.
He has a very quirky personality.
Michael Stipe has sex with men and women, but refuses to admit that he is gay or bisexual.
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Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").
Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.
"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."
"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."
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A shitty passer than runs better than a lot of backs.
Well, Mike Vick got picked off five times, but he ran for 137 yards in today's game.
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The name of a guy that is considered SuperMan to almost everyone
me: damn michael lara is great
girl: he's just like Superman
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