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The act of telling your friend that he cannot solely rely on you for fantasy sports advice. Usually occurs after many text messages or emails asking about trades and/or waiver pickups
Bob: Yo, should I trade Derek Jeter for Vlad Guerrero? I needs me some ribbies.
Fran: Bob, I need to fantasy break up with you
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When midnight shift workers get out of work and proceed to go to the nearest watering hole, instead of going to bed, and proceed to pound beers back until their faces fall off.
Neal: Hey Dave want to hit up daybreak bottle break when this shit bag of a shift ends?
Dave: Hells to the yea, this night has been total brutality.
Neal: We're totally going to drink until drafternoon!
You tell this to a person when you want to wish someone a good nights sleep.
-Break a leg sleeping. -Thanks
I was just breaking a blue pen when you called
the last time two persons in relationship went for an outing together before breaking up with each other. a couple, lovers.
Jamie: Jim!! this dinner could well turn into a break up date for Kim and Kanye if we didn't do something soon.
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A euphemism for having an illicit extramarital affair as made famous by Matt Hancock on 25th June 2021
I regret breaking Covid guidelines.
A long, elegant pause in a European workers day in which he consumes coffee or tea, depending on the time of day.
He had a European coffee break. He had a long, enjoyable coffee break. He must of thought he was in Europe.