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A text you send to someone in the same room so other people won't know what you're talking about.
John sent Molly a whisper text so Cheryl wouldn't know about the party later that night.
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A person who texts you and then randomly stops responding back to you as if disappearing off the earth in a Houdini-esque manner. Can be frustrating when a significant other acts like this repeatedly.
Chick- "Hey how are you?
Guy- "I'm doing quite well. what's up?"
..........No response...................
Guy- "Hello? Did you get abducted by pirates?"
Guy- "Text houdini?"
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The credits, often shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, that you try to catch at the end of a movie or film when it's shown on TV. Often interrupted by music that doesn't even belong to such a motion picture.
I wanted to see where this film was produced but the commercial came on and the credits became postal text.
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the art of getting p0ssy with words.
DONT BE A CREEP
text game was on fleek, but I aint deliver when it came for funny time.
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its like a tongue twister just when it happens while texting and you dont catch it
"shally shells shea sheals by the seas shore"
"dude cant believe you just had a text twister"
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A person who helps you text back a girl who you really like but you dont know what to say.
it sucks when i want to keep texting her but i dont know what to say. i need my text coach
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(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
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