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prop. n.; a Catholic college located in Pittsburgh, PA attended by students either unable to afford the University of Pittsburgh. Freshmen enjoy Duquesne for about three weeks before realizing that, in fact, they do not wish to relive high school socially and academically, or when they realize that they cannot have sex with their significant others without a priest trying to knock down the dorm-room door.
Josh spent his four years at Duquesne University partying on Pitt's campus because having a good time was permitted there.
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Another name for a penis of big proportions. A "universal remote" always gets turned on when you push the big red button at the top.
Mary said to Matt, "The only way to can turn you on is if I push your big red button on your '"universal remote."'"
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If there were parallel universes, then wouldn't they be multiverses?
Come see my unicycle that has lots of wheels.
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A terrible school and they are very overrated and liked by uncircumcised people that’s names are Gaston
university of Tennessee is a very bad sports college and is filled with uncircumcised people, they Rome the halls
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The Gyuegiest college known to man. Home of either gays, bigots, mutant hipsters, neo-hippies, or any combination of the aforementioned.
Gyueglet: Dude I got accepted to Shepherd University for the fall!
Non-Gyueglet: mmmmmmmmnyoung
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A wannabe prestigious Liberal Arts College in Redlands, California. The administration claims it's in "Beautiful Southern California," but in reality this unfortunate institution sits in the middle of California's sketchy Inland Empire region.
The students think they have the brightest minds on the planet, but the reality is they came to Redlands because they got rejected from their first, second, and third-choice schools. Even though many students do virtually NO work in their classes, the school keeps them just barely passing so their parents will continue to fork over that $50K yearly tuition.
Most of the girls are ditzy and overly-tanned, while the guys are too busy getting wasted or showing off in the weight room to focus on anything meaningful in life. There are also quite a few useless hippies hanging around. Everyone pretends to be nice, but in reality, they don't give two fucks about you or your life.
Typical Redlands students drink in their dorm rooms or go to lame frat parties on Friday and Saturday nights—because there's nothing better to do on or off campus. Or they just go home on weekends to their rich mommies and daddies who make everything better by throwing money at their already spoiled children.
Attending the University of Redlands is like throwing $200,000 of your life savings into a fire.
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small private catholic university in Scranton, PA. That was recently voted the #2 school in the country for the most unhappy students. This is because it is a very, very dry campus. The university gets lots of $ to take in recovered drug addicts and alcoholics a rude awaken to father's who thought they drop their daughter's off at a school with no guys and lots of nuns. Until daddy's little girl brings home an ex-coke and heroin abuser as her new boyfriend. Over price for an average education, easy school, and they do not prepare their undergraduates properly enough for graduate school (especially the physician assistant program). Lots of lesbians, ugly girls, and guys who can't get any. Horrible professors are allowed to remain because they do research to help build the schools reputation.
Wow, this anatomy professor at Marywood was given the benefit of the doubt by every student and got bad reviews. How is he still allowed to teach? He is doing research with crayfish, the school wants the research $ to look good. Although the professor can't tell the way the pelvis is suppose to face and doesn't even teach the circulation of blood through the heart. Marywood university not a school for quality education.
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