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Cell Phone DJ

Douchebags who walk along with their cell phones playing music like a miniature 1980's Ghetto Blaster.

Steve: "Wheres that tinny, irritating music coming from?"
Tom: "The douchebag over there. Damn Cell Phone DJ."
Steve: "Hasnt that asshole heard of ear buds?"

by @theosus September 12, 2011


cell phone sideburn

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.

After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.

by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014


Working from phone

To use your phone to complete activities you'd normally do in the office. Often used to justify extended lunch engagements.

"Tessa, are you sure that going to lunch with Andy is such a great idea? You know how busy we are this afternoon...."

"Hey, chill out Lucy, it's fine: I'll be working from phone."

by Clarebear81 November 19, 2011


Jersey Phone Call

the act of giving a guy head while another guy fucks your ear and both guys cum simultaneously

my ear hurts from that jersey phone call I got

by earstuffer January 7, 2011


Obsessive Phone Disorder

AKA OPD

To constantly have one's phone in hand. Whether it is for work, personal organization, entertainment, or research, the phone is always being used.

OPD is most typically seen with excessive iPhone use but can be any device that is used more than 60% of the time.

He suffers from a serious case of Obsessive Phone Disorder. I can only remember one time when he didn't have his phone in his hand.

by Montizzl3 July 12, 2010

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phone 11 pro

A 2019 Iphone with 3 cameras and a notch.

Dave: Nick Has The Iphone 11!

Nick: thx Dave.

Dave: Nick Has The Iphone 11 pro !!!
Nick: thx Dave.

by wpnfcj September 17, 2019

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pink cell phone

After an anal adventure... uncircumcised penises will trap a large collection of shit and anal sex residue. Later on after the anal adventure, for the woman a blow job is very unpleasant .

I pink cell phoned with this chick yesterday.

by Masterkor73 February 15, 2007

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