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Spider

SPIDERS ARE TERRIBLE HORRIBLE CREATURES FROM THE DEEPEST DARKEST PLACES ON EARTH SENT TO DESTROY HUMANS AND ALL EARTH

"Er meh gerd a spider ate Mel!"
"AHHHH! It's coming after us!!"
"RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!"

by J_tron_JA(R)x409102 March 1, 2015


spider

a spider a male who ejaculates in a female ass whole and it swerves around like a spider as she screams that's so nice

OH YES DADDY SEV DO A SPIDER MEEEEEEEE, THAT'S SO NICE MAYBE ADD SOME URINE WARM MY COLD BODY UP SINCE YOUR COCK IS ALSO HELPING WITH THAT.

by sev is senpai 420 69 September 26, 2020


Spider

Noun - A drink containing a carbonated drink (soft drink/fizzy drink/soda/pop/bubbly/etc) and ice cream.
By adding ice cream to this drink, it creates bubbles from the carbonation for some reason and it tastes good :)

1 - Hey, it's pretty hot right now, wanna make spiders?

2 - I love drinking spiders 😋

3 - Spiders are delicious!

4 - I hate spiders, but *spiders*... spiders taste good.

5 - im loue spidere un quatro, un melisia spooder 🫡🫡🫡 el taco ues?

6 - Here, have a spider!

by NotKoreSharp May 26, 2023


Spider

Fuzzy Bois that jus need a little love (especially tarantulas).

Look, a very cute spider!

by Turtle hive mind November 26, 2021


Spider

One of the cutest animals in the world- wait, "one of"? Sorry, that part isn't true, they're the cutest anuimals int he world! Not only that, but they help with pest control. If i dont get one as a pet i am going to jump off the tallest floor of a skyscraper.

Aww look its a cute little spider!

by PB95 April 10, 2024


Spider

A demon looking creature with big vangs and with legs. It enjoys tormenting humans and bite them

If you find a spider shoot it

by Why me? July 25, 2020


Spider

Guy1 "OH NO! THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "911 whats ur emergency?"
Guy1 "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "Ok we'll send the FBI"
*three mins later*
FBI "FBI OPENUP! OH NO THERE A SPIDER! AAAAH!"
*shots*
*then spooders took over da world, AHH! THERES ONE IN MY OFFICE! AAAAAAAAAH!*
the end

A spider is in my room, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by spooder man007 December 4, 2018