A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
The inside of an arm on the other side of the elbow.
Do not grab the inside of my elbow, my arm hinge is very sensitive.
A person commits armed slobbery by sucking someones genitalia by using violence or intimidation and while carrying a dangerous weapon
“I held a dude a knife point and sucked his ding dong, so they charged me with Armed Slobbery”
Skinny, typically pale arms, associated with nerdy unathletic folks. also see: Science Legs Re-submitted to replace "Science Arms (Legs)" with 2 separate definitions
No way those 4 nerds can pick up that VW Bug - - those science arms couldn't push it forward if it were in neutral... let alone lift it off the ground.
This is a sex move where you both link arms and the male inserts the hardened cock into the wet pussy (or the arse if it is another male). If it is 2 girls, one girl licks the other girl's wet pussy and with her arm grabs the receiving girl's tit. If there are more than 2, everyone link arms and just have sex.
John Marston- 'Cowpoke, me and Abigail had arm sex yesterday. It was cool.'
Arthur Morgan-'I wish I could do that with Sadie.'
Heheheheheheheh...
Hym "Ha! The One-arm club! Hahahahaha! I like that. Nimona was good! 10/10 would recommend."
The opposite of arm candy; an unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.
"Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her."