kill the sound man

Something you say when you're watching a horribly-mixed movie or YouTube video, where the music and/or ambient noises are so loud & oppressive that they drown out any semblance of dialogue. Frequently results in frustration, rewinding, missing the plot, and divorce.

***Interstellar, any scene***

Background: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: dae fu---n t----ract! where is the time hole?! *inaudiable dialogue, woman screaming into a helmet*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: On my m---, 3, 2, 1! ---- ------ -------- -- ----- cost us -- -ears! --- - ----- slick! *toaster gets sent into the sun*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 13* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: What the fuck is going on?

Me: Kill the sound man

team killing fucktard

when u kill ur cohorts, team mate, or distraction. AKA, caboose from Red vs. blue

Tucker: You killed Church you team killing fucktard!!!

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Kill all men

a very hurtful phrase that should be given much more attention after it caused an 11-year-old boy who took it seriously to attempt suicide. Everyone seems to be fully accepting of this despite the fact that it's proven to hurt innocent little boys and not just adult men.

It is not a gender-related issue but a form of cyber-bullying that needs to be stopped if there's anyone left in this world who still has a heart.

Online Bully: Men are disgusting and useless. They are literally all scumbags and rapists. #KillAllMen

Me: Who do you think you are to say something like that? You're not a feminist, and you're not a misandrist. You're just a plain old bully. #StopOnlineBullying

Kill all men is cyberbullying and hate speech.

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akame ga kill

Super bad ass anime about a boy entering a croupt empire attempting to join the guard force who then gets dragged into a group of assassins fighting the empire's cruel ways

Akame Ga kill is so good, my favorite charcter are Leone Lubbock abd mine!

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Killing Me Softly

The theme song for the Killing Stalking fandom.

Damn, Sangwoo singing Killing Me Softly gives me the chills.

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Kill all men

Hahaha. Aaahahahaha. AAAAHAHAHAHAHA! go fuck yourself if you believe in this philosophy. You need mental help

Mental health patient: Kill all men
Everyone else: get help

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Virginia Killing Sticks

An English term for cigarettes.

I'll meet you at the bar, I need to pick up a pack of Virginia killing sticks.

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