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swamp tard

A certain type of denizen of the more rural areas in Florida, known for their lack of both hygeine and intelligence.

That toothless swamp tard at the mini mart couldn't figure out how to make change for a dollar when I bought a pack of gum!

by calisun23 May 3, 2008


Swamp Brain

(Noun) The feeling of fogginess and fatigue felt in the head the day after smoking a ton of weed.

"I woke up with the worst swamp brain today. I gotta rip a bong ASAP to get rid of it."

by Than Leolater May 2, 2018


Swamp Dyke

A title that almost at once invokes it's own definition in your imagination upon hearing a swamp dyke is a very dirty and unkept often severely undereducated lesbian caked in filth and prone to lude slurs. The most advanced of there kind sport semblances of a mullet though more commonly are known to shear their locks on the rare instances they come upon anything sharp enough to do so in their native swampy habitats. They seldom are known to leave their muddy lairs except to restock their horde of Pap's Blue Ribbon. In such instances they rub their genitals on various fauna along the way in order to keep from getting lost essentially leaving a strongly scented musty trail of "breadcrumbs" to find there way back home.

That Swamp Dyke stole my Pap's Blue Ribbon!

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022


Swamp Rocks

The resin scrapings from the inner walls of a bong mashed together to form rocks

A.K.A the most flavoursome form of resie smokable

Can be shortened to ‘swampies’ but only if yer a sick cunt

Oh yea cunt goin down bush fora dart anyone got swamp rocks? I’m fiendin some swampies Rn cuh

by Twezmaster4213 June 12, 2019


Swamp Lunch

The act of going down on a member of the opposite sex who is exceptionally dirty and/or sweaty, typically both. Can refer to cunnilingus, fellatio, or rimjobs.

She hasn't showered in days but Jim didn't care, he still went in for a swamp lunch.

by Mghese July 21, 2020


swamp hunting

The act of going out to a social gathering, such as a bar or club, and hunting for a swamp donkey or swamp rat to take home for sexual pleasures.

Last night, Steve and I went swamp hunting. We took home a couple swamp donkeys to the crib. The smell was unbearable. I don’t think I’m getting that smell of Swamp off for weeks.

by Wildcats98 January 16, 2020


Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!

Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!

by J-Gunther April 9, 2022