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A funny alternative to say quotation marks.
Teacher: What is the " called, children?
Susie: Flying commas!
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Brandon looked fly as hell today!
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Ooh...look at that fly ass car over there!
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A woman who leads her gays. A fag hag is a woman who follows her gays. A clear example can be found at www.fruitflylife.com
"I feel awkward using a woman's restroom at this gay bar. Only a fag hag would need the privacy. A fruit fly does not mind pissing in front of horny naked gay men."
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when you are out with a group of friends, this is the guy who always fucks things up. Like when you put antibiotic ointment on a cut and fly gets stuck in it, you say "fuck!"
For example, charlie is a fly in the ointment,
tom: " the guys are getting together tonight, wanna come?"
Charlie: " yea!"
Charlie then shows up with his girlfriend
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When an underwear company sells boxer shorts without a button fly and claims that the fly will not open. Those who buy these underwear products exhibit a leap of faith in regards to the concealing abilities of the fly. Thus, the boxers have a "fly of faith" which has a tendency to fail at the most inopportune moments.
Guy 1: I bought some boxers yesterday that didn't have a button and then I had a sleepover with Mary and the fly gapped and she could totally see my thing! Now she'll never have a sleepover with me ever again.
Guy 2: You shouldn't have trusted the fly of faith. I always buy my boxers with a button.
Guy 1: True that.
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Someone looking to find a companion for smoking things of a questionable nature.
Eric: Do you want to fly tonight?
Kelso: Yeah, we can to go to your basement and take care of that.
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idiomatic: when someone thinks, or feels like, the fly on his pants is open, but it's not
Jon's "fear of flying" prevented him from giving a good keynote speech at the convention. Ironically, the "barn door" was shut the entire time.
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