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Where people go when they make a really tool-ish comment.
Boy 1: Hey dude can you lend me a couple dollars?
Boy 2: Oh yeah sure best friend here's your money, and maybe we can hang out later?
Boy 1: Nah, but thanks for the money, and when you're done go to the tool shed douche.
A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.
Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.
God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"
Jarrret is a tool bag.
Like douchebag but kept child-friendly.
He is such a Tool Bag
Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.
That stupid waiter didn't put any fightin' tools on our table yet!
Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.
Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic