mongolian tree frog

When in a hot, humid, sweaty or tropical type climate, causing an unusually warm moist atmosphere in the crotchal region of a mans pants which creates a sticky suction type action of the penis and testicles to stick to one particular leg firmly like a tree frog.

Ie: My crotch was so sweaty after that motorcycle ride, I had a Mongolian tree frog to the right I had to pry off with a stick.

are you coming to the tree

a weird video series on tiktok that has become a meme, made by a creepy girl on by the username @come.to.the.tree who everyone is confused by. we are not sure if she is using a face filter or not. she claims that if you don’t come to the tree, you will be cursed.

Definition: Are you coming to tree? Come to the tree or you will be cursed. are you coming to the tree

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tree fidity

Literally $3.50

The thing that the Loch Ness Monster wants.

(MAN)...How much do the girl shcout cookiesh cosht?
(GIRL) Tree fidity
(MAN) And dat's when I realized dat it weren't no girl shcout, it wash a 500 foot tall monshter from the Mezezoic!
(WOMAN) I gave 'em a dolla de oder day.
(MAN) Dang woman, now we neber gonna git rid of dat dang Loch Nesh Monshter!

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THE FALLING PIMP TREE

TO PIMP SLAP A HOE BYE FALLING FORWARD LIKE A TREE THAT JUST GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING THEN EXTENDING ONES ARM IN THE OPPISITE DIRECTION THEN USING THE MOMENTUM YOU JAPSLAP THE SKIN OFF THAT BITCHES FACE FOR NOT PAYING UP WHAT HER TRICK ASS OWES YOU DATS THE FALLING PIMP TREE!

TRIK BETTER HAVE MY COINS OR ELSE SHE GONE GETS THE FALLING PIMP TREE

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paradise tree snake

a flying snake that's crazy...also it can eat animals in the air (head first)

Damn, it's a paradise tree snake!

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no tree new bee

chinese mean no fking bragging

idk but the Galio in champ select named no tree new bee said it meant chinese no fking bragging

make like a tree

And fuck off

Hey Tom, Make like a tree and fuck off.

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