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When you gag while giving a man head and your mascara runs when your eyes get watery.
She was sucking my dick last night and turned up to look at me crying those black tears.
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Most known for her Youtube video "Friday," Black is a 13-year old girl whose parents payed Ark Music Factory, an indie record label, to have her make a music video. That's right, her parents payed the record label. Not the other way around.
Anyway, she did the video, which basically consisted of this poor girl repeating the word 'Friday,' along with some god-awful lyrics. For example:
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
In the video, after she sings the last line, her "friends" (moar 14 year-olds, including one driving the actual car) show up, and she gets a ride from them to school. And at some point in the video, a random black guy starts rapping.
I could not make this shit up. I advise that neither "Friday" nor any of her songs, should be listened to. Ever.
Girl: Hey, did you hear that song by Rebecca Black? The one that goes like 'Friday, Friday, gotta-"
Guy: NO. YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH RIGHT NOW BEFORE MY EARS START BLEEDING PROFUSELY.
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Jesus christ, this is straight out music, kickass metal. This album is fucking amazing. Great vocalist, great guitars, great drums, great every fuckin thing. Goddam
Does it need an example? just listen to it.
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When a black person plays a role in a white role
THE NEW ARIEL MOVIE IS BLACK WASHING
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A game that ruined all girls lives because boys play the game too much and dropped everything for the game. Some guys are so addicted that they play a couple of hours a day.
If you ever want to see a guy again, do not ever let him buy or receive Black Ops.
guy 1:Hey man, wanna play black ops?
guy 2:na i got a date with my girl.
guy1:break the date, girls wont be there for you forever, but black ops will.
guy2:*breaks date for black ops*
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A disease that hits millions of Americans the day after Thanksgiving. It causes people to fight over objects and to trample innocent bystanders.
I've got a bad case of Black Friday this year.
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