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Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.
When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.
I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!
Boner toss is a type of throw in baseball when u put your arm straight back and turn it in to a catapult
We cal it the boner toss, because it’s hard as hell, and it’ll get you in the eye if you ain’t lookin
The stiffening of the male genetaia, do to the presence of a human submarine.
Only the beat from her unborn child kicking could get my ken Boner going harder after I saw the silhouette of her ever growing mid-section against the wall of the prenatal ward.
A model train hobbyist who gets an erection to a train passing through a tunnel.
Tony was working on the railroad when a train came through the tunnel causing him to achieve a railroad boner.
When a male is shamed for always being aroused and having an erection.
Girlfriend: What is this, why do you always have a boner!?
Boyfriend: Don't try and boner shame Me, for always being ready for the action!
I just used this little phrase myself.. An inward boner is for a woman who gets excited (turned on) just by the thought of a certain guy.
Wow, All I do is think of you and my inward boner just happens.