chocolate wasted

an overdose of chocolate

From the little girl in the movie "Grown Ups" when she says chocolate wasted.

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Chocolate boy

A really cool guy that maybe don't look so brown on the outside – but really, really is on the inside. To the bone! Like Miklo Velka in the critically acclaimed blockbuster movie ”Blood in, blood out”.

Chocolate boy: I may be white from the outside, but I'm brown on the inside, TO THE BONE.

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Chocolate Attack

1) A chocolate attack is when one pelts another person with multiple peices of chocolate. Simply hitting another with chocolate can be considered a chocolate attack when they are hit numerous times with the chocolate, or chocolates.

2) When someone eats so much chocolate they become sick of it, and the very thought of eating any more chocolate is sickening.

"I'm having a chocolate attack! Get that chocolate away from me!"

"After school we're gonna show timmy our chocolate attack."

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Bio-Chocolate

Feces, shit, poo; short for "Biological Chocolate"

Joe "Somone just dropped the illest bio-chocolate in there."

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Emergency chocolate

Chocolate you eat when you go through: Chocolate craving, lovesickness, Exam Pressure, mild anxiety and extreme hunger.

Girl: Oh eem gee!! This is so not my day!

Friend: Why? What's goin' on?

Girl: I'm feelin' blue...

Friend: Why don’t you grab some Emergency chocolate that will sure make you feel better.

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chocolate chimney

word used in chausers "canterbury tales" to define a rectum; anus; the very end of the human digestive system. also originally used several times in the bible to describe Christ's butthole.

after the last supper, Christ cleaned out his chocolate chimney, smelling up the outskirts of gethsemane and inviting mockery from the apostles.

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Chocolate Explosion

When eating someones asshole they let a fart go and fecal matter flies into your mouth.

"I was eating this girls ass out and she let a shart go"
"Haha you got a Chocolate Explosion"

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