Sad Clown

When a gentleman is performing oral pleasures to a young woman who unbeknownst to him, begins her menstrual cycle. Upon completing the task the gentleman emerges from her nether regions with the appearance of a Sad Clown.

Ewww my gentleman lover, I greatly appreciate the attention to my loins however I believe I may have begun my monthly curse upon your face you sad clown.

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clown fucker

Person who only gets off by fucking a person of the circus type.

She only likes the clowns , so we call her the clown fucker.

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Clown Sauce

A term used to describe someone who is full of jokes and laughs more at the jokes than anyone else in the location. The jokes are CLEARLY not funny and no matter how much you ask them to stop, they ignore your plea.

Damn! Joe is an idiot and he wont stop, what a fucking Clown Sauce!

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Sad Clown

The act of inviting a woman over with the promise of sexual activities and ejaculating a large amount of cum on her face before you satisfy her. This produces the sad clown effect of a riddled woman with messy makeup, a white face, and a frown.

Did you see the girl that just walked out of his room? She just got here 10 minutes ago and looks like a sad clown now.

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clown faced

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown

Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.

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Brass Clown

When you're getting a blow job from a hooker and right after you cum on her face you punch her in the nose/facial area with brass knuckles.

Usually will get you shot or arrested.

Dude: "What did you do last night bro?"
Bro: "Shit, I got a hooker with an attitude so I ended up giving her a brass clown."
Dude: "Won't that shit get you arrested?!"
Bro: "Not if you hide the bitch somewhere it isn't."

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ass clown

1. A biblical fundamentalist or bible literalist who believes in talking snakes and philosophizing donkeys.
2. One who really isn't a 'god' or who isn't an official spokesperson for 'god', but plays one online.

My Chimp is obviously an ass clown.

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