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the best anime on the internet.
weeb: hey have you seen schoolgirl crush?
not weeb: yeah, its fucking hilarious.
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to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.
Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.
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the non-erotic, near-romantic feelings a gay man has for a woman.
When I saw Angelina Jolie in in "Wanted," I felt infatuated. I didn't want to date her, but it was a total man crush.
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When your piles of homework from late night studying collapse on you, preventing you from breathing and suffocating you on the spot before you could say your last words.
Mom: honey? Did you fall asleep studying aga- OH MY GOD! NOT THE HIGH SCHOOL CRUSHER! HE WAS SO YOUNG!
Dad: at least he died with a raging boner.
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To hold your hood down. To crush da block means to shut every hater and bitch nigga in your hood down. It also means to move the "weight".
Yung L.A.'s mixtape "Crush Da Block"
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The intense desire to follow someone on social media sites while resisting the temptation to add them as friends.
Someone told me she had been following my Facebook feeds over a year. I sent her a friend request, but she politely declined. She messaged me that was not the direction she wished to take. I think she has got a platonic crush on me.
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Crush Yiff Destroy (Or CYD!) is an orginization of people determined to alalyze the furry fandom.
Actually they're a bunch of heartless bastards that make fun of poor, innocent furs that draw yiff and dicknipples.
"CYD was making fun of my art! Why don't they like 500lb herm-gryph-taurs?"
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