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To get stepped and impaled by rocks in the foot or any other region that requires physical touch
Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.
A black dickhead with a speech impediment who’s always blabbering and trying to brag to others about himself and his talents when he’s the weird asshole.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.
Daffy dick.
Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.
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To screw up really bad.
To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.
Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.
I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?
We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?
Legend has it in the B.C. era a meteor struck Springfield, Massachusetts resulting in a life changing experience for the citizens of Massachusettes forever. The meteor impacted the gravitational pull in the surrounding area, causing males to grow above average genitalia.
*In the showers at the gym*
Jack: "Hey Jim, are you from Massachusettes?"
Jim: "Yes I am. Did you notice my Massachusetts dick?"
Jack: "Why yes I did, I always take notice to such impressive genitalia."
A male that shaves his entire genital, taint and anal region smooth as a baby's bottom.
There's a lot of Dick Slickems at the gym showers today.
The act of placing one's penis in situation's that would cause irreputable harm and severe damge to said penis if anything was to go awry
Friend 1 # Hey man isn't that girl a known jizz bucket
Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
Friend 2# I'll notify the CDC
The Norwegian equivalent of a micropenis.
Lingelbach has a krill dick.