The ultimate fuck! Popularized after Bobby Darin's song of the same name.
Dream Lover, where are you? I wanna fuck you, oh so true! Because I want a girl, oh so true...I wanna Dream Lover, so I can always fuck you!
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Fantasy of someone cumming whipped cream, in which whipped cream is excreted from every orifice on ones body.
"Dude. I had another sweet whip dream last night, about your grandparents."
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A community of fatherless children who think dream,jellybean,etc are creators who are good for them
Ew stay away from those dream Stanβs
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hi, updated info on this, the dsmp is a survival multiplayer world on java (1.19.2) with various famous Minecraft streamers/YouTubers that have joined, such as tommyinnit, dream, Wilbur soot, ranboo, and others you may recall.
The creators seem/are problematic but they have apologized and moved away from that. SO PLEASE DONT CALL THE FANDOM (ALL OF IT.) PROBLEMATIC.
only stans are, well most of them but take a shower if you're a stan, please.
person 1: ever heard of The dream SMP bro?
person 2: I heard it was problematic
person 1 gets near them and puts their hands on their shoulder leaning in
person 1: the media says that you don't know them personally.
person 2 gets anxiety for the rest of the afternoon
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Someone that has an idea of how the world works that is completely and totally at odds with the way the world really works. Which when acted upon leads to most certain mishap.
Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.
This guy told everyone, "Yeah I know how to reverse a boat down a slip into the water." the fucking dream turkey then proceeded to put my brand new truck three feet underwater. The best part was the boat was still on land what a complete and total dream turkey...
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Strongest, most flexible, dent resistant, temperature-proof metal not found anywhere except in the surreal plain. This metal can only be created by combining unobtainnium, kryptonite, adamantium, neosteel and heating to 1 trillion degrees Celsius then supercooling to subzero within a time span of ten minutes. If not done correctly, the mixture turns to a dull yellow powder. If done right, the created dream steel is a glossy brown and can only be reshaped by another piece of itself.
Alien technology can't compare to dream steel.
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He is coming tonight to show me an ecstatic way to fall asleep naturally!
I'm so excited.
Thats what my answering dream machine read to me.
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