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my foot in your ass

This is what will happen if you are an annoying person. It could happen when you act stupid at the bars around drunk people that are twice the size of you.

"If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!!!"

by Lord Chacal October 11, 2005

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Burger King Foot Lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfleld Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

Number 15. Burger King Foot Lettuce

by Zer0diac February 27, 2018

52๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


make my foot itch

A way to describe something that is not just irritating today, but will continue to annoy long into the future with no signs of relief. Something or, usually, someone who has qualities that would make you so angry and frustrated that you'd consider killing yourself, them or both to escape.

A phrase brilliantly used by Hilary Devey on the BBC show, Dragon's Den: "You would make my foot itch, mate! I'm not amused. I'm angry."

by Vpm2 October 8, 2020


put my foot down

to tell someone in a strong way that they must do something or that they must stop doing something. You can't just let him do what he wants, you'll have to put your foot down.

When Anna came home drunk one afternoon I decided it was time to put my foot down.

by tsvijay May 9, 2006

171๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


stuck her foot in that pie

To do a great job in making the food dish.

My aunt Murt "stuck her foot in that pie"!!! She makes the best one's i've ever tasted!!.

by cwan18 April 26, 2009


five dollar foot long

A cheap and delicious sub from Subway. Jared eats it and so should you.

Five...
Five dollar...
Five dollar foot long!

by Gamer_2k4 January 22, 2009

52๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


not touch it with a ten foot pole

not want to get involved with something, often used as a warning.

If I were you, I would not touch it with a ten foot pole.

by skylight_727 July 26, 2006

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