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water the general's dog

To urinate.

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.

by dibble bop December 20, 2010


second-generation noise

Refers to a giggly "imitation" racket dat a small child gleefully makes after hearing a grownup undertake a jarringly-loud activity, such as hammering, drilling, sawing, filing, etc.

Classic examples of "second-generation noise" would be if a youngster watches his parent or a visiting neighbor driving nails and then starts happily yodeling, "Bam-bam-bam-bam!" while pounding his fist on anything within reach around the house, or hollers, "ZzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw..." (accompanied by vigorous back-and-forth motions with his forearm against various objects) after he witnesses someone raspingly slicing up boards or plywood with a crosscut saw.

by QuacksO March 14, 2022


General Chaos

When one or many things are crazy therefor creating General Chaos

Dave: Doooode, everythings crazy right now.

Jimmy: General Chaos my boy...general chaos

by rip May 3, 2004


scientifically generated

scientifically generated

This is scientifically generated

by scientifically generated May 1, 2021


scientifically generated

scientifically generated

this is scientifically generated

by scientifically generated May 1, 2021


Generation Less Than

Generation Less Than, Generation <, Or Gen Less Than.

The generation comprised of people born from approximately 2018-2038.

They will be the first generation that collectively takes away from society as opposed to contributing to it. Examples:
Their contributions to technology will be less intuitive, useless, and provide solutions to problems that didn't exist.

Their contributions to culture will be unoriginal, awkward, and tasteless since that is all they know.

They will abandon what remains of the social dress code, wearing pajama pants to funerals, leggings to prom, and basketball shorts to weddings.

Lastly, they will determine that the risk of offending somebody is too great to engage strangers in any type of dialogue and make it a hate crime to do so. Confusingly, they decided the word 'crime' was too offensive and now use 'offense of the oppressed'. These are punishable by the offender receiving a direct deposit of $2,000 in to their bank account for each offense, $3,000 if they don't have a bank account.

These Generation Less Than Kids spend more of their lives looking at the world on a screen instead of just looking at the world.

When you realize that the most difficult thing to do in iTunes is play your music, you can thank Generation <!

by Freightrain47 January 18, 2022


General jon

An actual legend he has a large penis and is a big brain

General Jon is so lit

by 102 large haha November 21, 2019