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A slighty above average attractive woman, very insecure who creates a Facebook, Myspace or anything date site related just to stick her nose up high and sluff everyone eg, chats, messages and inbox's to make herself feel all hot and sexy. She usually has about 100 very revealing pictures some of which have some sort of alcohol beverage in it or a meathead ex in it.
(some sort of site)
(Internet Princess)
Hi my name is Cassandra I am NOT single and NOT looking. I am just here to meet friends.
(John) So wtf this bitch doing on here then????
(Darryl) ohhh dude she's an internet princess here I will tell you what she is really saying...
Real translation. (Internet Princess)
Hi my name is Cassandra I am single and very desperate for attention and need men to talk to me to feel important. I will only message you back if you have a very nice truck or money.
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A condition in which people with myspace, facebook, etc. put random, irrelevant things in his/her status. Often using ALL CAPS and containing two or more exclaimation points.
"MY CHURRO CAN TURN INTO A PINK FROSTED DONUT!!!"
Person1: "What's your favorite band?"
Person2: "OMGWTFBBQTOTALLYCOOL ME TOO!!!!!"
Person1; "Dude, you have Internet Tourettes, they have pills for that now."
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A person whose the sole inventor of the internet.And also the person responsible for the global warming shit
man#1-Hey I just found out that AL GORE invented the Internet.
Man#2-Not only is he the Internet Inventor .I hear he is the man responsible for global warming !
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A term coined by Sagarika Ghosh, Indian TV journalist. Right wing Hindus on internet. Most visible as twitter handle. Such users are characterized by their hate for liberals, secular Hindus, Muslims and state of Pakistan. They are fluent in the use of vituperative, abuses, etc. They often worship their mentor Subramaniam Swamy, an Indian law maker whose daughter ran away with a Muslim and in turn spews venom against Muslims.
various twitter handles internet hindu
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Somebody who feigns expertise in a subject by using Google, Wikipedia, or other internet sources, without citing them. Generally synonymous with internet faggot, but can be used in polite company. Often preceded by "friggin'". Always used sarcastically.
John, when I googled "supermassive black holes" I found a Wikipedia article that matched your post word-for-word. You're a real friggin' internet genius, aren't you?
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The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online.
Definition in a nutshell : The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online. Thats the meaning of 'internet safety'
Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'
Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'
Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.
I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.