Going down on a Johnson. Preferably with a twisting motion.
I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.
The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.
She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.
she’s the hottest most stunning woman you’ll meet. she’s very kind and loving to the ones she has a good feeling for. Watch out tho she could drop yo ass quicker than you can blink if you cross her. shes a hopeless romantic but knows how to work your body veryyyyy well. She’s amazing but she can be petty as hell. She attracts does not chase.
DAAAAYM kayley Johnson is such a babe
A man from Alabama who’s tryna marry his step sister but he’s not really a man he’s a girl pretending to be a man since the Alabamians won’t allow gay marriage 😔
“That guy over there is such a Johnson Robinson”
the most bad ass sarge ever. he will kick your fuckin ass if u stick it out to far
sargent johnson will kick ur ass
huh my ass
a santa with an even smaller pp but still shows it to people over video chat he also has a granny fettish
When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button
"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"