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A celebrity who's nice while the camera s are rolling but one who becomes a complete a-hole once they stop rolling
I went to see my favorite comedian perform at a small intimate club
Before the show he seemed really nice 🙂 He stopped at every table in the house would ask you what you were drinking 🚰 did you want another.Of course everyone said yes as he said it was 'on the house'
(I later figured out it was just a ploy to get everyone to laugh 😂 more at his jokes) He really did 'crush it' however and so after the show I very politely approached the small intimate stage with cocktail 🍹 napkin and pen in hand hoping he would give me an autograph. I said.excuse me Mr............. I'm a big. Fan of yours.The show rocked. Do you suppose I could get
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And before I could finish he glared at me and said.... Look buddy do you think I get paid to sign autographs
Get the fuck out of here. At that point I knew he was a Class acthole and I could never look at his shows the same way I did
a group of very mean bitches who like to shove big fat dildos up their gay asses and like to fuck everything they see
“i’m in pm cos class, ooooh is that a 70 year old fat man?” “i can’t wait to suck that!”
ex 2: “i’m in pm cos class, is that a yummy oversized dildo! boy i’d love to shove that in my ass!”
what a teacher says to an IP/IB class in singapore
class is noisy
teacher:"you are an IP class!"
Your favorite class where you get to see the baddie teach the class and teach you about technology.
Yo! I can't wait to go Riz the computer tech class teacher she is so bad!
A position of uselessness and voter fraud. all this fucking mail in voting make my friend win. this is scuffed
My friend is now class president because of voter fraud.
anyone who works for money and has little to no assets basically most people unfortunately and also the opposite of owner class
person:how can i stop being part of the worker class and escape the 9-5 and get assets?
person2:you cant. you need to support the communist revolution and stop living within the system