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Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk

A gathering of people pretending that they are intelligent and congratulating each other for it.

Oh man. I remember years ago when TED conferences were filled with genuinely inspiring, fascinating and ground-breaking presentations. That recent TEDx conference was just a pseudo-intellectual circle jerk.

by PseudoIntellect June 29, 2012

56πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jerking off with both hands

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.

Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.

by maxflight June 17, 2010

57πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

91πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


jerk off stalefish

This is the action of jerking off, then jerking off right after that.

Joe: Where is Chris going?
Paul: He's probably going to jerk off stalefish.

by Mikedakwik February 28, 2008

5πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Left Wing Circle Jerk

A term to describe a forum, subreddit, comments section, etc. of far-left individuals who strawman anyone to the right of them, mass downvote anyone who disagrees with them, discuss articles without reading past the headlines, and poorly criticize theories that they don't understand.

Person A: I tried reading r/politics yesterday and everyone kept attacking the Senator in the article's title because the headline made him sound racist when he was just trying to place an amendment on a bill
Person B: Sounds like a Left Wing Circle Jerk

by SueDeNym's pseudonym July 3, 2020

27πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Conference Room Circle Jerk

A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.

Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.

Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?

Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.

by B-MAG November 3, 2013


Polar Bear Jerk Circ

Imagine your in the snow with your guys in a jerk circ and you all cum and it freezes mid air

Yo dude it’s so cold we could do a polar bear jerk circ

by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 4, 2019