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fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

by barbaroja August 8, 2023


Sucky Teacher Number Two

A bio teacher at a redneck high-school in middle of know where Michigan who should probably go back to his frat.

This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area

common phrases

1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"

2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"

3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"

4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"

5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "

6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"

this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school

>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender

Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2

"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9

"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11

"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10

"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10

"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12

I fucking hate Sucky Teacher Number Two

by lol tina April 25, 2019


numbers of U D

numbers of U D

(the numbers)

Urban Dictionary : example

dir_‡1370†5100†2248†1370‡513‡ 12/22‡###†$vol†###‡

Numbers of U D
banknote example 1111.1111.1111.1111.111

numbers of U D ; sections , chains of pages online & indexes , Date and time & ID

by ‡ A H R L O J A N E B I O ‡ May 8, 2022


number 4

To die.

To get ravaged.

Why is he crying? Should we help him?
Nah he's a bigot. His dad pulled a number 4.

by MyDadIsBettyWhite May 4, 2022


Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five. Annoying but fun.

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.

by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021


Sheer number of bears

A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.

Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about

by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021


Number forty six

The 46th president of the United States of America Joey Biden who is working alongside the very first female Vice President Kamala Harris who wants to put an end to racism and clean up some of the world’s problems.

Trump supporters: we love his policies they are so the best and we want our freedom

Biden supporters: Shut it the fuck it Donnie jackers, you just want more racism we are trying to improve the world then maybe we can see about other stuff. Number forty six wants no BS. So you Pinche Pendejos scurry along to your rodeos and get some counseling.

Trump supporters cringe on Election Day.

by Jpizzle2110 November 8, 2020