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Find the meth here, just down the road from the Marathon. Looking for a good night? Catch the usual hooker walking along this road.
Hey, wanna smoke meth?
Yes! I can take you to Old Town florida.
When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.
“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”
An attractive older woman. Age is relative to the speaker's.
You walk down the street and all the young punks whistle at you.
A nice bit of old,
Just goes to show what you can achieve with the right attitude.
- Ray Davies "Don't Forget to Dance"
Manager of a shop so grumpy, they end up screaming and spitting at old customers like a grumpy goat
Hes having one of his days again, spitting at customers, the grumpy old goat
A human who is 11 years old and breaths
Human:hey what are you
11 year old human:I'm an 11 year old human
Human:OK 11 year old human
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Someone who has been alive for 12 years. A lot of people associate 12 year old with that one kid who picks his nose and while playing fortnite. That’s not all of them. Many 12 year olds are actually pretty chill, and even if some are hyper, you don’t gotta hang out with them, just don’t insult them. This is coming from a person who is 12 and has ADHD. I don’t mess up the class, I try to keep it in as best as I can. In my grade, where everyone is 12 or 13, people usually keep to themselves and don’t disrupt everything.
Guy: yo that 12 year old kid is so dumb he probably begs his mom for v-bucks everyday
Guy 2: that’s not all 12 year olds. Some are cool. You just focus on the ones you see while you go to play fortnite while kissing your dream body pillow.
Guy 1: uhhh
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What Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble were having when Wilma and Betty were out
We'll have a yabba dabba doo time
A dabba doo time
We'll have a gay old time!
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