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You the real MVP

You're the real "Most Valuable Player". It's a congratulatory term.

"Whoever leaked the nudes"
"You the real MVP"

by This is a name September 7, 2014

296πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


Ahh! Real Monsters

One of Nickelodeon's greatest shows. It was about juvenile monsters being trained to be scary. It featured great characters such as Ickis who's scary ability was to grow larger but because of his large ears was often mistaken for a bunny rabbit. Oblina was clearlt the asian of the group being the smartest and the best student also she resembled a gothic upside down candy cane. Her scary ability was shape shifting into random "scary" things and inducing nightmares in people by sticking her peppermint flavored finger in the victim's ear and tickling their brain. Krumm was the retarded companion of Ikis and Oblina and vaguely resembled Gene Hackman's nut sack. His scary ability was to scream like a pussy and smell like a sweaty asshole. Also his eyes weren't attached to his body so he had to hold them the whole time which didn't mix well with his mental retardation so he would often lose them. And finally The Gromble. Arguably the gayest character on the show, The Gromble was the cross dressing headmaster of the school they went to. Wearing red high heeled shoes and red painted fingernails that ripped through his women's isotoner gloves. This was still a great show no matter how gay or retarded some characters were.

Hey do you remember the show Ahh! Real Monsters?

Of coarse I do what do you think I am....... retarded?

by Jack Hambit August 13, 2010

41πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Real Estate Porn

1. Searching through exotic real estate listings as Safe-For-Work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.

2. Websites offering exotic real estate for sale.

While I was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, I went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate porn.

by Barbados Ahoy! January 9, 2009

19πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Roach Real Estate

when looking for a good piece of card to roll a filter or 'roach' for a joint

does anyone have any good roach real estate?

by steve peanut December 13, 2011

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


real nigga shit

real serious shit. People say it to make sure the person they're talking to knows they're real serious about whatever they said.

Nah but real nigga shit I'ma knock that mufucka down at the movies tonight.

by Jason1170 April 5, 2007

435πŸ‘ 143πŸ‘Ž


Real Piece of Shit

Referring to someone that is the utmost waste of space.

Jeff did you seriously just break my computer, your a Real Piece of Shit you know that.

by Paulg08 July 25, 2008

45πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Real Kiwi Hours

The time of day when you begin walking to your a place you spend a lot of time at on a normal basis. (i.e. School, Work, House, Coffee Shop, Restaurant, etc.)

β€œIt’s a Real Kiwi Hours right now! I should’ve studied for that test!”

β€œMy friends and I are going to Starbucks to eat. It’s Real Kiwi Hours.”
β€œI hate Real Kiwi Hours, especially since the traffic to work is terrible.

by tan_mai.ke February 1, 2018

51πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž