When you've been watching Netflix for so long, you no longer know what life is. You can only think about the next season of you're favourite show.
Dude 1: Yo, dude, what's up with Sarah??
Dude 2: Oh, she's got Post Netflix Depression.
Dude 1: Shit man
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When your favorite webtoon reaches an end. You try really hard to get the series back in a run but people don't give a fuck about your voice so you get a feeling of depression when your favorite webtoon ends.
Person 1: I'm going to watch Soul Cartel
Webtoons: Sorry, but your favorite webtoon came to an end.
Person 1: Well, FUCK! I GOT POST WEBTOON DEPRESSION
!!!
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The period during which war heads and decoys are released during the last stage of a ballistic missle.
I was walking my dog when a post-boost phase... occured.
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that empty feeling after watching spider-man no way home. when you literally can't stop thinking about it. your fyp probably only consists of spider-man spoilers or content. you felt all the imaginable emotions and now your mental health is damaged
''I just watched Spider-Man No Way Home and now I'm going trough the post nwh depression''
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The overpowering soberness that comes after beating your meat. It's worse the weirder the shit you were jerking off to.
This generally is thought to occur because the extra blood that was in your sexual organs rushes back to your head as soon as you finish, giving your brain a mental boost.
Jim: How did you pass that test bro?
Greg: I jerked off before class so I would have some post nut clarity bro.
Jim: wtf man...
Greg: I'm serious it works
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post baloney is white trash who thinks he can rap but is really only a rapper for white girls like sophie
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The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.
John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.
Jason: So why didn't you?
John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
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