Who told you to put the balm on?

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.

I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?

Ima put my cat on the mic

MEOOOOOOWWWW

Kid: Ima put my cat on the mic

Kid: MEOOOOOOWWWW

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Put your head in the salad

-verb

1. Another way of saying "Cool off" or "Calm down".

2. The violent act of thrusting one's forehead into the salad infront of them in an attempt to calm themselves.

Jemaine! She's outta your league! Put your head in the salad!

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Put the new 4gs on the jeep

It means do you have a big butt. When you ask someone if they "put the new 4gs on the jeep", you're asking if they got that cake.

Person 1: Hey l, did you put the new 4gs on the jeep?
Person 2: Hell yea!

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Put sunflower seeds in your pockets

A statement of extreme disgust toward someone. Popularized during the 2022 Russo-Ukrainian War by a Ukrainian woman telling a Russian soldier to put seeds in his pockets so flowers grow once he dies.

You are occupants, you are fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.

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He Put the Team on his Back

To do something both amazing and impossible for the overall benefit of your team, such as carrying victory and "dat shit" 99 yards with a broken leg, avoiding Darren SHAARPUH, crossing the plane, and getting a touchdown.

This is why I say Im one of the hardest niggas in Madden. I have one of the most best offenses in Madden history. Look at dis shit. Look at dat nigga. Greg Jennings caught dat shit, prolly last play of the game. But dawg, earlier doh, this nigga broke his FUCKIN LEG. How is he running with a broken. leg? Look at dis nigga holdin this shit doh. Dawg, HE PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK!

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Putting your best ball forward

When you put your best ball forward, you are willing to going the extra mile in trying to please your partner in the bedroom, no matter how tired, stressed out or troubled your present period in life may be.

Mike: "Do your cares leave you with no time or troubles with Lina bro?"
John: "Nah. I leave that outside the bedroom. End of the day, I committed to her and I got to fulfill my promises. I'll always give her all attentions as usual.
Mike: "Great to hear so. No matter what, you're putting your best ball forward when needed".