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Up the ass
Down the throat
In-between the legs
Out comes the baby
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the best thing to do in someones booty
one night i was really bored then my friend josh came over to play video games as he entered he said hello there john.I couldnt help myself he was just to iresistable I itmediately ripped off his pants he pushed my head near his ten inch dick I opened my mouth and sucked as hard as i could till I felt a warm sweet liquid trickle down my mouth .Every bit of him was delicious he threw over and ripped my pants off and repetidly pumped his pulsating dick deeper and deeper into my anus and i moaned whith joy and pure undiscribable pleasure and content.I yelled and yelled harder deeper I want to feel you inside me .THEN I could feel his cum ooze inside my anus i pulled him off me and tasted the cumm he had left behind and fucked him in the ass till he was sore. I hope this helped some fag jack off and inspired a hot gay sex scene
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funny movements unbecoming of a philosopher
imagine dignified Immanuel Kant having an intercourse...
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an activity in which a man inserts his erect or stiff penis into a woman's vagina (aka pussy). he then may move it in or out
i was talking with my boyfriend the other day when he suddenly backed me against the wall and began to remove his pants. i removed all my clothes and we began to have sex.
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Most commonly, when a man puts his penis (also known as: dick, hard-on, wood, stickle, sperm injector, weiner, fuckly stick, floppaloppagiss) in a vagina (also known as: va-JJ, donut hole, ovary exit, baby gun, humplestiltzskin). Recently, some gay men have put their penises/dicks/hard-ons/wood/ stickles/sperm injectors/weiners/fuckly sticks/floppaloppagisses in other gay men's butts (also known as: asses, poop holes, brownie makers). Lesbians (gay women) have sex, too, but it is unknown how. The best guess by scientists is that they stick their big toes in to the others vagina/va-JJ/donut hole/ovary exit/baby gun/humplestiltzskin.
Man: Want to have sex?
Woman: Sure dear.
Man: Let me stick my penis/dick/hard-on/wood/ stickle/sperm injector/weiner/fuckly stick/floppaloppagiss in your vagina/va-JJ/donut hole/ovary exit/baby gun/humplestiltzskin.
Woman: Ugh, ugh, ugh, UGH!
Man 1: Wanna have shex?
Man 2: Sure hotstuff.
Man 1: Let me stick my penis/dick/hard-on/wood/stickle/sperm injector/weiner/fuckly stick/floppaloppagiss in your butt/ass/poop hole/brownie maker.
Man 2: Eeh, eeh, eeh, EEH!
Woman 1: Want to haf the sex making?
Woman 2: Sure carpenter.
Woman 1: Let me stick my big toe in your vagina/va-JJ/donut hole/ovary exit/baby gun/humplestiltzskin.
Woman 2: Ruff, ruff, ruff, RUFF!
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Like the best thing ever so go stick your dick in someones vagina already!!
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