Be a river

To go with the flow.

She said to be a river
So I went with the flow

Christopher River

Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.

"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate

River Valley

A "River Valley" is a collection of people who influenced you deeply by coming into your life, and the incidents that followed their arrival that changed you "forevermore".
They may or may not still be around but you will always carry a small part of them with you wherever you go.

It can also be a way of describing your life.
Life being a River Valley of events that goes on and on and never stops.

First referenced in the song "River Valley" by Souparnika Rajagopal.

"River Valley tell me how it feels when you're going on and on" - from the song River Valley by Souparnika Rajagopal

"River Valley don't fade away" - from the song River Valley by Souparnika Rajagopal

red river hog

A red haired evil woman who goes gallivanting around the country side to cause trouble and seduce men sexually

Mate she wants you, just stay away from her shes a red river hog

river ocean

It is the river over there >>>>>.

The river ocean is east.

river jockey

Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.

A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.

River Willy

Rather than a wet willy, a river willy is defined by the act of ejecting saliva into one's ear giving them an unpleasant experience.

Damn Thommy, that was one good river willy you gave to Ralphy.