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when a girl tries to get your nuts as far away from your body as is humanly possible
brian: hey man, why do you keep groaning and holding your balls?
stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night
The act of inserting both (or one) testicles inside a woman's vagina, thus replicating a squirrels predilection for the hiding of nuts.
Mandy didn't want me to put my dick in, so we were squirreling all night instead.
The act of avoiding someone by keeping a large object between you and the person. When they try to come around one side of it, you move the opposite way, making it impossible for them to get to you until they fake you out and catch you. Used both in real life and in video games.
On COPS, the police were trying to catch a naked black man at 2:00 AM, but when they attempted to apprehend him, he went behind a tree, and started squirreling them hardcore. This went on for 5 minutes and tied up three cops, until someone just whacked him in the shins.
In Fallout 4, 8 Mirelurks started coming at me, and all I had was a pipe pistol. There was a car right there, so I began squirreling them and shooting. Ten minutes later, 8 dead Mirelurks.
Also works great on Deathclaws, as their fat tails can't get through many small spaces.
the act of a man artfully placing ones own twin jewels between his arse cheeks to create a mangina
man- hey babe, can you see my balls in these shorts?
woman- no babe, perfect squirreling!
The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.
Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?
Bobby: i did it was so tight
1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.
2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.
(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.
When a person (male or female) inadvertently sits/falls onto a projectile shaped object (I.e shampoo bottle, tennis ball can, ear of corn), penetrating the sphincter and traumatically inserting the random projectile into the anal canal.
“Hey, why does Jen scream and tremble when she sees ears of corn?”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”