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Wife-Stitch

The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.

"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"

by inertialivzard July 28, 2023


Whore Wife

A married woman who keeps up with her wifely duties on a daily basis. She also sells her holes to random men on the weekend to make extra money or because of the sheer need for fulfillment. Be careful some whore wives have been known to bring home diseases and their breath will smell like hot jizz.

My neighbors whore wife is at it again, I’ve got to deal with random dudes coming and going from their house at all hours of the day/night.

by BigButt12345 May 13, 2023


Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.

Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.

by macaddictr May 21, 2012


The wife and kid

*Work and responsibility / the real world

I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...

by Richard Stratton August 17, 2015


National show off your wife day

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife

Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!

by Doublejfluff October 5, 2021


Male Wife

Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel

Me: "Lucifer is such a Male Wife"

Friend: "I agree."

by SwonkyBird February 15, 2024


male wife

man who acts like wife and is the submissive one in the relationship, along side used with #girlboss

Bill: Do you have a wife?
Jack: No bruv I've got myself a MALE wife,

by lvlyhyuck February 17, 2022