Wood-Elf

A Wood-Elf, in its natural environment, is found on a golf course. When teeing up his/her golf shot the Wood-Elf is known to swing violently at a golf ball resulting in either an extreme slice or hook. Generally, the resultant shot will end in the nearest wooded area. The Wood-Elf will then disappear, into said wooded area, and later emerg, magically, with many golf balls as if he or she was a leprechaun holding a pot of gold. The Wood-Elf is a formidable golfing opponent where regardless of the amount of balls launched into the woods his/her score will often result in either a Par, Birdie and on rare occasions an Eagle. The Wood-Elf is quick-witted and at times charming but resist the temptation to play the Wood-Elf for money. You will lose.

Known celebrity Wood-Elf: Andy Dick

When scoring at the end of the hole a conversation may be as follows:

You: "Hey Wood-Elf, what did you end up with?"

Wood-Elf: "Par"

You: "How many times did you hit your ball into the woods?"

Wood-Elf: "Two or Three times."

You: "Wow that's amazing, how on earth did you end up with a par?"

Wood-Elf: "A Wood-Elf never reveals his secrets."

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Micheal Wood

One of the nicest guys you could know...
He takes you under his wing and never lets go, unless you asked him to.
He is a true mans man, more then average in every sense of the word.
The kind of guy that would die for his friends if he had to and has the biggest heart you could imagine, when he fights it can be the most sexiest thing you've ever seen, and when he's sad all you want to do is be at his side,

and when turned on correctly... can be a dream in bed.
Its all in the Bite Bite ;)

Micheal Wood

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Wood Works

When You get in a fight and get hands put to you with only getting 2 or less hits in

OOO Boy, Bob got the WOOD WORKS put on him!

Tom: Did You win your fight?
Bob: No I got the WOOD WORKS

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Moving Wood

1)Masturbating while unemployed.

2)Actually moving pieces of wood around one's property.

Crap sorry bro this weekend was crazy and today Ive been outside working, a couple buddies came over and we were Moving Wood for hours.

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jillian wood

Dumb bitch, no friends, but still the baddest bitch in New York State. Her ex a big bitch and he ain't shit.

Jillian Wood is a bad Bitch
Jillian Wood is a queen

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cliffe woods

a nice little area in kent with nice people.
full of fields

londoner: where i live is so busy and smells

kent person: aw i live in cliffe woods and it's just lovely

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Cole Woods

A true chode among men, one who’s legs spread further than the Red Sea. One who can only be referred as a prairie nigga.

You’ll never meet a man who beats his wife more than a Cole Woods.

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