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A exclamation of pain,joy,ect.
Jesus tits i stubbed my toe.
Jesus tits thats an awesome purse.
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Remember: Whenever we say "Christmas," Christ always comes first. And whenever we say "X-mas," X comes first. Not many people know that Jesus Christ's real name is "Jesus Little." He changed His name to "Jesus X" to show that He was His own person and didn't need the white man's slave name... He was His own man. Which explains the meaning behind X-mas. It's just short for "X-Man's." Because the X-Men had superpowers... just like Jesus.
jesus x, praise be unto him, he can shoot l.a.s.e.r. beams out of his eyes.
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When you lay her down on a crucifix, and nail her three times. On the third day, you'll be able to get a rise again.
Bob: "I heard Sara got Jesus Fucked last summer".
Tony: "Is that where you put her on a crucifix and nail her three times?"
Bob: "Yeah dude."
Tony: "Holy, holy, holy lord. God of power and might."
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the Son of God and the Second Person of the Holy Trinity. Christians believe that through his crucifixion and subsequent resurrection, God offered humans salvation and eternal life.
Jesus is the Savior of the world> John 3:16
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The head of Christianity. He is also somebody a lot of people fucking need.
"Hey bro Hillary Clinton needs dome Jesus in her life"
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The greatest of all time. Literally God.
Tim: Jesus died for my sins, I love that guy.
Karl: Yeah, me too, thanks Jesus.
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