riding asian style

When there is no one sitting in the passenger seat, but there are people riding in the back seats.

Originates from the bay area, where asian people for some reason never fill that front seat...

Ok someone jump up here, were not riding asian style!!!

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White washed Asian

Asian who acts like a white

Gosh, she doesn't have any asian pride. That white washed asian.

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Asian Women Syndrome

A very serious condition recognizable by several clear symptoms:
1. Persons inflicted with this condition cannot hold eye contact with others for more than 3 seconds without giggling with their hand over their mouth.
2. Persons inflicted with this condition trail off when speaking, getting more and more quiet, until their mouths seem to be moving with no sound coming out.

Asian Women Syndrome girl: "I...oh...eh..."
Guy: "Ah, bad case of AWS, eh?"

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asian out

when an asian says something they automatically have to say this right after it. the thing the asian says must have some moral sense of insight. definer out

I hate when girls do the duck face on facebook. Oh look at me i can do the duckface. not cool. asian out

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True Asian

A non white human being that posseses significant asian qualitys. This includes having set study time, eating rice twice a day, being good at math (Extreme) and being mad at a 99% grade point average. note white people can have this rule applyed to them if they truly posses these qualitys.

Did you hear that was Dan studying for 3 hours?
Yeah, he is a true asian.

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Asian Green Tea

When you pay an extra $25 dollars at the Asian Massage for her to piss on your chest while on the shower table and you find out, after the fact, she’s fresh with chlamydia.

I’m done with the parlor life braaaahhhh. One too many Asian green teas.

Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.

Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.