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What good ol' Joseph Robinette Jr. has been doing for da past decades, knowing dat he'd likely be Prez someday.
Maybe one can't criticize da famed Joey Robbie for "Biden his time" with high hopes for his political career --- I mean, heck --- just recently he was already second-in-command to Obama bin Laden, so it was hardly a stretch for him to think dat he might make top dog in a few years if he played his cards right.
And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?
Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”
A person who denies the biology of aging in writing off the failing physical behaviors of older people under stress and subject to constant observation. Essentially denying the truth and inviting risk in soliciting reliance on four more years of having such a person a position of extreme power
So many Bideners, both intelligent, and ignorant, seem to believe that the Presidents mental decline and slips are accidental, that Joe, for all his legendary civic servuce, has four more years in his psuedo-imoortality.
A parody of the Skibidi Toilet Web series that aired on the Stephen Colbert show that aired on May 22nd, 2024. It received mostly negative reception due to the joke being pure brainrot or just unfunny and unrelatable, considering the audiences are mostly Millennials and Gen X.
Person 1: Did you hear about Skibidi Biden?
Person 2: Yeah that shit was so cringe
The only good thing to come out of Stephen Colbert’s career; an aryangem.
Stephen Colbert: Skibidi Biden
Skibidi Biden: SKIBIDI BIDEN!
Skibidi Biden refers to a video clip of a remake of popular Internet series, 'skibidi toilet,' except with president of the United States, Joe Biden.
The vide clip consists of the lines, "skibidi Biden, skibidi skibidi Biden, skibidi Biden, JOE, JOE, JOE! Skibidi skibidi Biden, HITLER'S LANGUAGE! TRUMP, TRUMP! TRUMP IS USING HITLER'S LANGUAGE, HITLER'S LANGUAGE, TRUMP IS USING HITLER'S LANGUAGE, skibidi, skibidi."
it's also the worst fucking thing to ever be put on the air
Person A: did you see skibidi Biden?
Person B: yeah and now I want to kill myself
Person A: me too
It is the 9/11 of television made by evil orthodontist late night talkshow agent steven colberg
Person who cums: have you heard of skibidi biden
Person 2:it is the 9/11 of television *has vietnam world war 1/2 civil war ameriaca flashbacks*