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When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"
"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
An unlawful gathering spot to lift weights together and get gains during a covid crisis.
We are heading out to my buddies gym to lift some weights. It’s a regular covid lifteasy
Claiming you have had COVID-19 based on being around or in close contact with a person who’s had COVID-19 to reap the financial and emotional benefits.
Oh Steven? His wife Sally had COVID-19... he’s just riding her covid coat-tails to try to make her buy him things and feel for him. He’s a douche
When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.
I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
COVID is the worst thing as it hurt my fren ;-;
COVID 19/corona sucks more than having smol brain
When the brain function of patients with severe Covid-19 could be impaired, as the virus could invade the frontal lobe through nerves in the nose.
Those suffering from Covid-🧠 are likely to have movement disorders like tremor or seizures, which can cause problems with planning and social behavior.
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Covid Casualty. Something you dearly loved or enjoyed doing before Covid. Whether it is watching all sorts of sports, reading, enjoy being around people, going out to dinner, traveling.
EX: Dude, are going to watch every game of March Madness? No, I don't watch any of the games anymore. It's a my Covid Casualty.