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A strange and sad feeling one gets whenever they remember or realize that Valve will never make a continuation of amazing games such as Half Life or Portal.
“Man.. thinking about how HL3 or P3 will never happen is just a whole deal.”
“Buddy. Thats Post Valve Depression.” *pat pat*
To find the mileven depression cure, you have to binge watch stranger things about 011 or 353 times. It's about eating eggo® waffles while finding Will. If after that you'll not undepressed, watch mileven edits on YouTube so you can cry even more. Actually, there's no cure to the mileven depression. If you really want to know, ask the mind flayer.
I can't find the mileven depression cure, can you open an eggo® box for me?
Pre-hondo depression is the sadness you feel before taking a massive shit.
Hondoer: *cries* this hondo is making me feel so bad-
probably my pre hondo depression kicking up *intense sobbing*
when your very depressed that your woman (Bitch) has left your sorry ass for someone who can do a better job at pleasin her.
Nick: Whats wrong with tim? why's he cryin??
Justin: He just lost his girl to ken down the street...
Nick: oh damn, he must be suffering from Kronic Bitch Depression!!!
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When you leave a beach vacation and have to get back to the real world. First few days you have serious depression.
I can't get out of the bed today because I have beach postpartum depression.
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When you’re in secondary school (mainly year 8) and you decide to be all “depressed” for absolutely no reason
“Everyone in my class has year 8 depression”
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When you go to a friend/relatives house and they have a really cute dog, but when you leave you get sad because you don't get to see the dog anymore.
"Dude I went to Angela's and her dog is so cute. I really miss him."
"That sounds like Post Marvin Depression."
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