Boyfriend-in-law

When you are talking to somebody about your sister in law's boyfriend and not wanting to include him as part of the family.

I am tired of my Boyfriend-in-law, I wish they would break up.

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Pokemon Gopher

A driver for someone who plays Pokemon Go and needs to focus on the game, not the road.

Paul says: I'm going to step up and call my Pokemon Gopher.
Alan says: Cool, can I ride?

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Post Lunch Depression

Where you are sad you ate what you did for lunch and know you will pay for it in the bathroom later.

Jeremy - "What's wrong Alan?"
Alan - "I'm dealing with Post Lunch Depression after the fried chicken I ate."